Let's see… Hallo, Germany? Ah, if you get this message, I found a cat. I think it might belong to one of your people or Itanyi. It's dark gray and a little chubby… if you know who it belongs to, let me know!
I have, yes. I appreciate the offer, but I am afraid I will have to decline; the nature of the business has changed somewhat in recent months, and is no longer focused on food. I do not think I will be able to provide what you need for the gala.
[Unless she needs a shitton of beer, but as beer is not one of those beverages normally served in great quantities at parties like the kind Une seems wont to throwing, he doubts he'll be of much help there, either.]
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voicemail;
[oh oops... 8| let's pretend she didn't say that and throw in some extended throat clearing]
Oh, I mean... Mr. Germany. Right. I... I was wondering if your establishment would be interested in catering my party? Call me back at your leisure.
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He's glad that was on voice-mail, because it gives him a chance to compose himself before dialing back.]
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Lady Une speaking.
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[One of the advantages to always being kind of stiff and formal and awkward even when he's not is that people rarely notice when he actually is.]
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I see. You have my thanks for the prompt response. Have you considered the offer?
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[Unless she needs a shitton of beer, but as beer is not one of those beverages normally served in great quantities at parties like the kind Une seems wont to throwing, he doubts he'll be of much help there, either.]
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[nope, no beer 8|]
I wish for your continued success nonetheless.
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Thank you. I am sorry I could not be of more help.
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Good bye, Lie-Lady Une.
[ffffffff]
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Good day.
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